Little Annoyances in Life

2010-1-2 11:39| 发布者: patrick| 查看: 731| 评论: 0

1.You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
2.The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
3.The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
4.There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
5.You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
6.The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
7.There is a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything.
8.You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
9.Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
10.You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.
11.Your slice your tongue licking an envelope.
12.Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
13.There are always one or two ice cubes that won’t pop out of the tray.
14.You wash a garment with a Kleenex in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
15.The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian crossing.
16.A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.
17.You set the alarm on your digital clock to 7pm instead of 7am.
18.The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
19.You rub on hand cream and can’t turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
20.People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
21.Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
22.You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
23.You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
24.You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
25.You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.
26.The remote is on top of the TV.
27.The seat at the bus shelters wet after rain.
28.People who stick up for the person you're bitching to them about.
29.You fill up the kettle then forget to turn it on.
30.When you are waiting and waiting for your food at the restaurant the moment you light up your cigarette your food comes.

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