The Beautiful Blonde 汉译

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first-class seats.

Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.

The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy.

The blond replies, “I’m young, blond and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to New York.”

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy.

Again, the blond replies, “I’m young, blond and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to New York.”

The captain doesn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot.

The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde’s ear. She immediately gets up, says, “Thank you so much,” hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section.

The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, “I just told her that the first class section isn’t going to New York.”

美丽的金发女郎

一位年轻貌美的金发女郎手持一张经济舱的机票，登上了一架飞往纽约的客机。

登机后，这位金发女郎看了看经济舱的座位，然后又瞧了瞧头等舱的前舱。可以看出，头等舱的座位比经济舱宽敞得多，而且也舒适得多。想到这，她走到了头等舱最后一个空座位坐下。

这时候，航班乘务员走了过来，看了一下她的机票，告诉这位金发女郎她的座位应该在经济舱。

“我年轻，我漂亮，我是金发女郎，我就是要坐在这里一直飞到纽约。”金发女郎答道。

这位乘务员无计可施，只得狼狈地走进飞机驾驶员座舱，把金发女郎的事告诉了机长。机长随即走到金发女郎的身边，和颜悦色地告诉她，她所订的座位只是经济舱。

“我年轻，我漂亮，我是金发女郎，我就是要坐在这里一直飞到纽约。”金发女郎又重复了刚才那句话。

机长不想因为这事搞得整个机舱内不得安宁，便回到了驾驶舱，与副驾驶讨论这位金发女郎的问题。

“我的女友也是一位金发女郎，我可以解决这个问题。”这位副驾驶说道。

只见他走到那位金发女郎身边，在她的耳边简单地低语了几句。

金发女郎听了马上起身，连声说道，“非常感谢，非常感谢！”然后，给了这位副驾驶一个热情的拥抱，随即匆匆地回到了经济舱她的座位上。

看到眼前这一幕，机长和航班乘务员都目瞪口呆，他们不约而同地询问副驾驶员究竟跟那位金发女郎说了些什么。

“我只是告诉她这头等舱不是飞往纽约的。”他淡淡地说道。