Ali - Don’t Leave Your Cell Phone Around 汉译

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on a bench rings and a man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

“Hello”

“Honey, it’s me.”

“Sugar!”

“Are you at the club?”

“Yes”

“Great! I’m at the mall two blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful min coat. It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”

“What’s the price?”

“Only $1,500.”

“Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.”

“Ahh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price… and since we need to replace the BMW that we bought last year…”

“What price did he quote you?”

“Only $60,000!”

“Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

“Great! Before we hang up, something else…”

“What?”

“It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and … well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property…”

“How much are they asking?”

“Only $450,000 … a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”

“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. Okay?”

“Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”

“Bye, I ldo too.”

The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks all those present, “Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?”