一儿媳,煮熟米饭,盛奉公爹。公爹吃一口,赞曰:很香,要吃三大碗。媳妇听后忙曰:饭是我做的。公爹吃第二口,听得“咔嚓”一声,公爹叫道:好大的沙子。媳妇忙曰:那是小姑淘的米。公爹又问:怎么饭里还有糊味?媳妇答曰:那是妈烧的火! A
Daughter-in-law with a Glib Tongue Having cooked rice, a
daughter-in-law presented a bowl of rice to her father-in-law. After the first
bite, the father-in-law praised her, “Very delicious! I want to eat three
bowls.” Hearing that, the daughter-in-law said quickly, “It’s me who cooked the
rice.” While taking the second bite, he heard a sound “kacha”, and then yelled,
“What a big grain of sand!” She replied at once, “The rice was washed by my
sister-in-law.” When he asked, “Why has the rice a burnt smell?” she answered, “My
mother-in-law was minding the fire.” |
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