cyber war 互联网战争 dispute between 360 and QQ 3Q之争 instant messaging software/ instant messenger (IM) 即时通讯软件 anti-virus program 反病毒软件 a very difficult decision一个艰难的决定 desert/ get rid of/ sweep out 弃用 malicious slander 恶意诋毁 tag-on service 外挂 pop-up 弹出窗口 open letter 公开信 boycott 抵制 “kidnap” users’ interests “绑架”用户利益 scan users’ computers 扫描用户电脑 leak users’ private information 泄露用户隐私 slander and foul play 侵犯和恶意诋毁 “mediation” programs “调解”程序 run at the same time 同时运行 block 屏蔽 incompatible 不兼容 turn users’ computers into a battlefield 把用户电脑变成战场 <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> 关于“艰难的决定”恶搞(双语版) 腾讯公开信原文: 当您看到这封信的时候,我们刚刚作出了一个非常艰难的决定。在360公司停止对QQ进行外挂侵犯和恶意诋毁之前,我们决定将在装有360软件的电脑上停止运行QQ软件。 Here is Tencent’s original open letter: When you see this letter, we have just made a difficult decision. Before Qihoo360 stops infringing upon and slandering QQ, we have decided to stop running QQ on computers installed with 360's software. 来自网民的恶搞笑话
Here are some jokes from netizens: 微软 当您看到这封信的时候,我们刚刚作出了一个非常非常非常非常艰难的决定,由于中国两家互联网公司的两款软件严重的干扰了我们的windows服务。在您停止使用360和QQ之前,我们决定暂停所有大中华区的windows服务。 Microsoft When you see this letter, we have just made a difficult decision. Because two Chinese programs have severely affected our Windows services, until you stop using 360 and QQ, we have decided to suspend the operation of Windows in China. 诺基亚 我们刚刚作出了一个非常非常非常非常艰难的决定。如果监测到十米以内有iPhone手机,我们的手机将自动引爆。 NOKIA We have just made a difficult decision. If our mobile phones detect an iPhone within 10 meters, they will automatically explode. 康师傅 我们刚刚作出了一个非常非常非常非常艰难的决定。如果我们监测检测到您之前食用过其它品牌的方便面,您购买的方便面内将不配调料。 Master Kong
We have just made a difficult decision. If we found you have eaten another type of instant noodle, our products will be sold to you without flavouring. 百度 我们刚刚作出了一个非常非常非常非常艰难的决定。如果我们检测到您之前访问过谷歌,您的百度账号将被自动屏蔽。 Baidu We have just made a difficult decision. If we detect that you have visited Google, your Baidu ID will be automatically blocked. |
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