游戏主人·《笑林广记·匿肉》英译

有厨师在家切肉，匿一于怀中，妻见之，斥曰：“自家之肉，何为如此。”答曰：“我忘了。”

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Hiding Meat

A cook cut meat at home and hide one piece in his bosom. His wife found it and upbraided him, “That’s our own meat, why do you behave in such a way?” The cook answered, “I forgot I was at home.”